Yawn outside! Stay out of class! Do whatever it is you need to do to get over it!
Get up and walk the hell out!
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Anon A Mouse: I am still blown away at how big this got. I remember sitting in class, and thinking to myself "Wow, I can't believe the professor is going this nuts over a yawn!" and didn't even think it would be this viral. Remixes, tshirts, etc... haha. It's insane and pretty awesome!
Youtube Remix The ultimate remix of Cornell Professor Talbert's outburst at a student for yawning "overly loudly" is finally here! Starring the 4oh8 house Music by Hanzel Spiff Shot and Cut by the Vigeant Brothers
Richard E Miller "You used to be able to have a rant or a nervous breakdown in the privacy of your own lecture hall; now, your rant has been remixed and set to music and a t-shirt shouting "YAWN OUTSIDE" are sold alongside the video of you losing your mind."
Inside Higher Ed A spokeswoman for Cornell said that "we're sorry to see a class disrupted and we're looking into what actually happened," and that the university could say nothing more for now.
The Courant Watch as this professor freaks out after a student yawns in class. We're not sure if we should feel sorry for him, the class, or the poor student who obviously has some kind of yawn volume issue.
Student Free Press Most kids know from a young age not to sleep in class. But if you’re in Professor Mark Talbert’s lecture hall, you better not even yawn.
The Huffington Post Perhaps you were up till 3am studying for a test in a different class. Or maybe you had a dinner with friends that ran late into the night. Either way, you're tired today, and you've made the mistake of yawning in one of Professor Talbert's lectures.
Cornell Insider With articles and mash-ups of Professor Mark ‘Yawn Outside’ Talbert’s late October tirade now breaking the ‘Cornell bubble’, the Hotel Administration lecturer spoke with The Review today on the topics of yawning and student mental health.